i forgot my pencil hi im rachel and i have a hamster called gorbachev
  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know

joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

dutchster:

maybe you should go sit at a lake and feed some ducks if you are such a shitty person that people loving themselves makes you mad

thirsty-pocket:

What facebook feels like on ur birthday.

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drappleluv:

jimpovolo:

falling-alice—creepypasta:

jimpovolo:

a moment of silence please because today is the day lily, james and harry potter crashed their car into a crocodile which ate harrys parents and then took out a knife and gave him a lightning bolt scar. This is such a tragic day for eveyone around the world

dude do you know anything about harry potter

this is iconic

You have got to start using an upper case L because I keep reading it as iily.

getting grammar tips - at least some use has come to this train wreck of a post

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon deciding that video games are more important than any other responsibilities,

theyseemefangirlintheyhatin: Psssst. Hello, beautiful person. Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself and then pass this on to your ten favourite followers. <3

1. Im a scout

2. I do ballet

3. ive peed in a goat shed

4. a small nepalese man was watching

5. i ate cow udder and its about as rank as it sounds but with more hair

jewapanese: i'll batter ya

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Benedict Cumberbatch made it on that list and Laverne Cox didn’t and I’m about to live up to my url really soon

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